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Aventura Fall Lineup

TV networks are launching their new fall programs, but right here in Aventura, we’re creating some great reality shows like these:

Revenge: This addictive hit drama is all about how the age defying motto “looking good is the best revenge” is really being brought to life by Aventura area cosmetic surgeons and Med Spas (with absolutely no downtime!)

Two and a Half Men: This show may be at risk for cancellation due to Aventura’s proliferation of gyms and weight loss centers dedicated to helping men and women lose so much weight – they’re now at least two and a half times less their original size!

American Idol: The Aventura version will feature judges who idolize residents with enviable talents like knowing how to bypass traffic on Biscayne by using all the side streets; expertly swerving out of the way to avoid accidents in crowded parking lots; and perfectly implementing drive time strategies to get through school zones – seconds before the yellow lights start flashing.

The Voice: Set amidst Aventura condo association meetings, this show will feature people voicing their opinions about crucial issues including why no one should ever be allowed to wear pajamas in the lobby; and why there should be an assessment for balcony restorations – including private swimming pools for everyone!

Real Housewives: This reality show would prove Aventura wives rarely lose their cool – unless there’s a designer shoe sale going on and they’re all eager to get a bargain – along with the shoe box for their kid’s school project due in the morning.

The View: Barbara Walters is thinking about hosting this program showcasing spectacular views from Aventura homes, where savvy shoppers can use telescopes to view when people pull out of the best Aventura Mall parking spots!

Extreme Home Makeover: Inspired by landscapers who helped ensure Aventura was “clean and pristine” virtually seconds after a recent tropical storm, this will be the first makeover show with no “before and afters” required since Aventura always gets the highest ratings for being the “City of Excellence.”

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